Atheren’s Galaxies August 23, 2019

Here’s the answer to last weeks humongous Cryptogram:

ZM XMH DLLQOZ LNQ VMIGHJJQB POLQGLPODV AQGLPEDV MO UDOYMS? PL QWFMGQG DOZ KQVQUBDLQG LNQ AMHOZDLPMODV BQFHVGPEQOQGG MA MHB AVQQLPOT VPEQG. P TBDOL XMH, PL PG OML D JDYMB LMHBPGL ZQGLPODLPMO, UHL P’J QWKPLQZ LM KMJFQLQ PO LNQ HFKMJPOT TBMLQGCHQ TDVVQBX. LNQ VDGL IPOOPOT FDEPVPMO AQDLHBQZ AMHB-QXQZ LDVR TPDOLG LBXPOT LM FVDX UPLN JHGPK.

ABN GNMT SNVKTN, OTKAKDKQ PTKHPF PMLDNP HL M JNTK-WTMUHAG SMQQNA. VKT XG OMUHQHKL H CMLA AK FNC DMTDMFFNF KV QKDMQ OTNPMAKTF HLAK KLN WBMFAQG XKLFANT, ABNL MLHXMAN HA CHAB FATMANWHDMQQG OQMDNP TNOIQFKTQHVA ILHAF. HA’QQ SN BKTTHSQN! H LNNP FNUNTMQ SHW OTNPMAKTF VKT ABN PHFOQMG. DML GKI WNA ABNX?

DO YOU ATTEND THE LOWSUMMER INTESTINAL FESTIVAL ON BANJOK? IT EXPOSES AND CELEBRATES THE FOUNDATIONAL REPULSIVENESS OF OUR FLEETING LIVES. I GRANT YOU, IT IS NOT A MAJOR TOURIST DESTINATION, BUT I’M EXCITED TO COMPETE IN THE UPCOMING GROTESQUE GALLERY. THE LAST WINNING PAVILION FEATURED FOUR-EYED TALZ GIANTS TRYING TO PLAY BITH MUSIC.

THE YEAR BEFORE, PROTOCOL DROIDS DANCED IN A ZERO-GRAVITY BALLET. FOR MY PAVILION I WANT TO SEW CARCASSES OF LOCAL PREDATORS INTO ONE GHASTLY MONSTER, THEN ANIMATE IT WITH STRATEGICALLY PLACED REPULSORLIFT UNITS. IT’LL BE HORRIBLE! I NEED SEVERAL BIG PREDATORS FOR THE DISPLAY. CAN YOU GET THEM?

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